You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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