Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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