Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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