If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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