The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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