this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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