oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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