He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
