North Korea, Best Korea!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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