I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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