His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just forgot I was standing up.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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