I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
