can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Every concussion has its silver lining
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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