Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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