Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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