You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How many fucks given?
0.12846
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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