There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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