Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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