You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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