...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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