Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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