i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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