i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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