idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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