WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We had to coat check the pizza.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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