just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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