ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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