okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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