i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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