I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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