Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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