All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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