I smell stomach acid.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......