We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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