: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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