i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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