We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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