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That's how twitter works, right?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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