i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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