Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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