no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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