This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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