but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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