Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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