This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
