I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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