Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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