garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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