We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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