Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep