Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc

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(970): View more from Colorado

She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag

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(517): View more from Michigan

Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.

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(760): View more from California

EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.

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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.

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