Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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