I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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