Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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