dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
