Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just cut my nipple shaving
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Found the puke drawer
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
