P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Randomize