i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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