So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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